Poo-Sack

A bean bag, grey in colour, conspicuously marked, ie. with faecal stains as well as reproductive stains, that is over 15 years old.

It is essential to the achievement of saying the word "Naarnnnnggg correctly.

Man, I was over dere, sittin' on dat dere Poo-Sack when I saw sum quantum fyzix shit rite dere mandem, fook me!

by J-Wizzle-Wizzle January 17, 2010

diarrhea poo

1) Something that is absolute shit. The worst imaginable thing you have ever seen. It is commonly used to insult someone when they tell a very terrible joke or do something that can only be describes as diarrhea poo.

2) Chronic Diarrhea that causes terrible pain to your ass when coming out. It is slurpy and wet.

1) Jimmy: Hey guys look at this drawing of my mother I spent all last night drawing! What do you think?

Chuck: I think your drawing is absolute diarrhea poo!

2) Jimmy: OMG I went into Chris's bathroom last night after the party to find the grossest fucking diarrhea poo in the toilet. I nearly barfed.

by Thejimjams December 14, 2010

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.

I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016

Poo Dance

When there's only one toilet in the house and guess what? its occupied!

This results in hopping up and down jiggling around waiting to do your business. A poo dance.

Person A : Wtf are you doing?!
Person B : A poo dance the toilet doors locked!

by NomadicDoctor August 30, 2016

bull's poo

another word for bullshit and bullcrap

Don't lie to me. You're talking bull's poo.

by anonymouslovex March 28, 2015

whookie poo

Away of saying "let's get it on" that doesn't offend females. In fact they find it cute.

Let's find a place to park, hop in the back seat, and whookie poo.

by Patrick Kinne January 11, 2008