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Age player

a person who likes to role-play as someone older or younger, most commonly used in sexual role play, not to be confused with age regression
hongjoong: hey, isn't Emily an age player

Mingi: I think she is, fix on
by niku is smart af August 13, 2025
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vpn player

Literally, it means: a person playing an online video game using a VPN to mask their location and IP.

It can also mischieviously refer to an immigrant, most commonly, an asylum seeker or illegal immigrant.

The term became an in-joke amongst fans of Sidders, who makes UK political commentary videos using language and themes from games like Runescape and Minecraft.
"keir starlin has just released a new patch with a buff to vpn players, giving them plus 20 gold per week"
by krksfw September 1, 2025
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The Record Player

Resembles the phrase "Sit and Spin." A female lays down tongue out while a man spreads apart his buttocks and proceeds to sit on the tongue. Once he finds himself in a confortable position he begins to spin like a record on a record player.
by Buttmaster April 1, 2003
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danner based player

1: someone lacking in skill or strategy of video games
2: a N00B
3:someone all around terrible at life in general
"dude i just pwned that danner based player in the face with my shotgun"

that guy got rocked, what a total danner based player
by landies41 April 23, 2007
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Portable music player

a device that inables the user to listen to some freaking sweet tunes of the hizzle on the road or just walking around. This would be very kick ass except for the fact that some retarded teenagers keep coming around in my neighbourhood and keep steeling all the f***ing Ipods and MP3s.
Hey damn bitch!!! give me your f***ing P
Portable music player or I'll beat the tar out of you!

But i only have britney speers!

My favorite! hand it over bitch!
by David the 13 year old canadian December 15, 2008
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The Adventures of Player One

1. The journey of a boy who's video game counsle comes to life and teaches him the error in video games such as "RockBand" and "Guitar Hero" eventually teaching him to play his music in the real world!

2. A rock band from the Chicagoland area. Formed by Michael Iseah-Grei Crawford formerly of the Vintage. Player One consists of Bruno Carvallo, Scott Tulo and Michael Crawford.
1.See Also Player One

2. The Adventures of Player One rock my socks!

3. The Adventures of Player One played a really great set last night!
by Bill McKrivetz February 16, 2009
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Kiddie-pool player

A player of a board or card game that acts immaturely. E.G. Tries to take back moves, Rubs winning in, Berates themselves or others for losing.
Kiddie-pool player: FUCK, I CAN'T BELIEVE I MISSED THAT. WHY AM I SUCH A RETARD?!?

Player 1:Go play in the Kiddie-pool.

Player 2: Yeah, you're being a real kiddie-pool player.
by Shiftymruzik July 15, 2010
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