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Steve

Steve is a real great guy. Not necessarily as a lover, but he's a great friend. He's funny, he's loyal, and he's definitely smart. Smart as in intelligent and knowledgeable, and as in wise and pragmatic at the same time.
Everyone should have a "Steve" in their life
by Michael Ehrmantraut July 29, 2023
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Steve Jobs

Steve Jobs are sexual acts involving mobile electronics; more specifically, those with the capacity to vibrate while fitting properly inside orifices considered viable for sexual pleasure.
I'm about to go Steve Jobs on your asshole.
by Aaronymous Bosch January 1, 2017
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Steving

Getting ridiculously drunk prior to an event or occasion of which you were assigned an important role. "Steving" is getting too drunk to effectively perform said role.
"At the pregame for his cousin's wedding, Steven found himself Steving again - and just like that, we were down a groomsman."
by Felix Arugula September 3, 2022
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Pull a Steve

Laughing at people when they have a problem or something got broke
My phones broken I'm gonna pull a Steve here Well that sucks doesn't it Becky
by Colossus8 December 2, 2010
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Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.
Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"
by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021
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dry steve

the name for a reverse wet willy. someone puts their finger in another persons ear and then sticks it in that persons mouth.
he gave me a dry steve that had me tasting ear wax for a week.
by nutwackingzebras February 14, 2025
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Steve murray

An up and "coming" pornstar who frequents Wawa's in the Somerdale NJ area...
He is often seen with his Mexican Filipino friend Rob.
I saw Steve Murray at Wawa. Yeah, he was probably trying to use his fame to get a discount on a panini...
by pseudo swede January 21, 2017
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