Noodle

A completely useless piece of trash.

Something or someone that is of no use to anyone and has no value.

Felipe: Why do we call him Noodle?
Misfit: He's about as efficient as a noodle. He squirms around, hes gross, just useless.

by Flint Mathews June 3, 2020

Noodling

When you’re riding in the back seat of a car between two women while simultaneously finger banging them both.

Matt: Luke’s forearms went numb while he was in the back of Ryan’s Beamer noodling Cori and Jo.

Lindsay: Ya he was pissed because they left snail trails all over the Corinthian Leather.

by RustyShacklfurd June 6, 2020

Noodle hair

The mop on top of ksi’s big head

Simon: man look at his noodle hair.
Tobi: fuckin noodles man.

by It’s me josh June 9, 2020

noodle syndrome

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

noodle man

Noodle man is one of the greatest gods you will ever face, if you havent yet then just wait and he will be crawling under your bed at night

Just wait and see...

Noodle man Noodle man
Where are you?
When we need you the most?
Where are you?
The children screams at night waiting for rescuing
Where are you?

by Duckisdaebest July 9, 2020

noodle

any kind of food resembling spaghetti, linguine, angel hair, etc... could include spaghetti squash or zucchini -- the possibilities are endless!!!

"Wow, you're right, these zucchini noodles are pretty lit. I was way off"

by naysp8 July 22, 2020

Gettelag (aka momma noodle)

A TikToker who is a mom to very many noodle children she left her children on live without her for over a second so they started a koala cult against her but they still love her 😌💓😡✨🐨 by elliee75

Gettelag (aka momma noodle) has that many children she is now on birth control!! 🤪💓🍜🍜

by elliee75 July 22, 2020