Meat Plums 

Another word for nut sack

Susan loved sucking on Tom's meat plums

Meat Plums by Robert Dawson September 17, 2006

meat wipe 

A towel or rag used to clean a man's Penis.
Or Another word for a Useless piece of shit

That kid is a Meat Wipe!

meat wipe by Jimmy Mc May 14, 2007

meat tug 

The act of vigorously and repeatedly pulling on a man's hang-down, usually, until he reaches a cheap climax.

Hot Chick: Hey, how's it goin' stud-muffin?
Shea: Oh, you noticed my abs... wanna go into the bathroom and tug on my meat?
Hot Chick: I'm always down for a good meat tug, let's go...

she then tugs his meat with a firm grip and confident stroke in the bathroom of the texaco gas station.

meat tug by John Koenig December 3, 2007

meat limousine 

A name for a long thick meaty penis.

"hey baby, I'm looking to park ma meat limousine in yo garage."

meat limousine by nockulous December 8, 2007

meat-feather 

Noun: The feathery soft section of pubic hair between your scrotum and anus (gooch).

Verb: To tickle said section.

Noun: Man when you touched my meat-feather, it felt so great!
Verb: When we go home and get hot and heavy, you will meat-feather me.

meat-feather by aslizzzzle August 17, 2011

Meat Poop

n. A term coined by Epic Meal Time to describe any meat based food product in tube form i.g. sausages.

Dude, squeeze out some of that delicious meat poop into my mouth.

Meat Poop by PAYNUS October 26, 2012

meat twinkie 

1. a corn dog... the food one...
2. an uncircumcised penis

3. a cock

I dipped my meat twinkies tip in ketchup and ate it all up! Mama would of have wanted to eat that big, juicy meat twinkie with me papa though...

meat twinkie by helblinde September 24, 2016