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hobo joed

When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror
Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.
by Megatron94xo June 16, 2023
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Facebook Joey

A middle-aged ex-frat boy who never grows up, sounds like he has a <100 IQ, and is desperately clinging to his "good ol days." Could not WAIT for his kids to get to college so he could be heavily involved in their Greek life. Still thinks he has clout, is way funnier than he is, and can still pressure women into doing what he wants. Drinks beers with his meathead buddies (who look just like him) every weekend, completely oblivious to the fact that they are, in fact, middle-aged and not 21 anymore. The odds of him doing this on a boat are higher than most. Dude works out so he can attract his daughter's 20-year-old sorority sisters.
Facebook Joey is telling us how HE can help out with Greek registration.

In reality, we can click a link ourselves.
by RealityChick August 18, 2024
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Australian Joey

The act of picking up your partner, sticking your penis inside of their vagina, then proceed to hop around like a kangraroo, making your penis thrust inside of their vagina.
1: I gave my girlfriend an Australian Joey last night!
2: Must have been tiring for you, that bitch is heavy!
by spriggan. September 13, 2023
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To Joey yourself

To Joey yourself.
To die in the most stupid way possible.
Guy 1: WHAT THE F*CK HAPPENED!!!
Guy 2: he shot himself

Guy 1: MF THE GUN WAS *EMPTY!*
Guy 2: you should also try it
Guy 1: try what?
Guy 2: To Joey yourself
by Hi igor January 19, 2024
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Sloppy Joey

The action of taking a baby and using it like a pocket pussy to the point of having cum coming out of their ears. Sort of like a sloppy joe
I gave my friends brother a Sloppy Joey the other night. He didn’t make it.
by ObamaNards May 13, 2024
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Dirty Joey

A man who is in love with his dad but can’t because it’s gay and he’s a good Christian boy
did you here about dirty Joey at the church
by GarySnicher69 September 29, 2025
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Pulling a Joey

To extend an invite to a group of friends only to back out of the plans yourself.
"Man he's really pulling a Joey with this whole guys night thing. At least everyone made it out."
by Rhomtein July 26, 2017
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