demon jerk

When you get jerked off from under the bed

A: she jerked me off from under the bed
B: dude, you got a demon jerk

by Owds January 2, 2021

jerk chicken

he lives in the house with uzi vert and carti

fuckin jerk chicken bruh always at uzis house

by ilovestrappnasti April 18, 2025

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024

The Jerk-Stun

If you jerk off multiple times in a short period of time, you will most likely feel a strong stunning effect after the second or third time. This stunning effect is called The Jerk-Stun.

Dude why did you go to sleep early?
-Sorry, The Jerk-Stun knocked me out good.

by LT.Squidgy May 17, 2019

dirty monkey jerk

Dirty Monkey Jerk is during anal sex, the man reaches his fist in the vagina then orgasms inside the vagina.

I can't wait to go home and dirty monkey jerk her.

by USDrumer June 25, 2014

Web Shop Jerk

Person who is fond of buying Sexual products like Condoms, iPills etc Online

Dave is a Web Shop Jerk. He ordered a dozen of condoms last night.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk March 14, 2015

Mercy Jerk

When you're just not finding anything that is right for your mood, so you throw on something mediocre, and give it your best college try.

The brother and sister shit just isn't doing it tonight. Time to mercy jerk it to some hentai.

by JoRrsh June 9, 2023