jake gyllenhall

a stupid old bitch who broke taylor swift heart and stole her scarf🧣

“Oh my, look at the cunt over there.”
“Oh, that’s just Jake Jiggle-my-balls!”
“Who?”
“Jake Gyllenhall, he broke taylor’s swifts heart and is a nasty ass rat, who, and i quote, “and the punchline goes, you get older but your lovers stay my age!” (Taylor Swift, All too Well TMV)

by speaknowtv November 22, 2021

jake and chloe

The best couple ever Chloe is so beautiful and Jake is one of the hottest guys in the world jake has a beautiful smile and beautiful eyes and he’s very nice a funny and Chloe is so smart and cute and Funny nice if you ever meet a Chloe never leave her and if you meet a jake then don’t leave him this is one of the best couples ever

Omg do you see Jake and Chloe there the cutest couple ever.

by Yo you cute October 18, 2019

[Union Jake]

Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.

Ha! You guys Union Jake!

But you didn't invite me!

/lame ass example

by Michael Eisner June 29, 2009

jake mode

a period of time where a man or woman is suddenly and for no reason depressed and will not talk to anyone but waits for others to ask whats wrong but when you do he will say nothing leave me alone

john: dude wheres tom?
mark:i saw him go into the bedroom hes in complete jake mode right now
michael:ill go see whats wrong

michael whats wrong?
tom nothing leave me alone! *sulks*

by cookiemonster001 November 13, 2012

Jake Paul

A fucking nigga who has no friends

Jake Paul is a bitch

by i fd Jake Paul’s sister November 27, 2019

Jake Gavet

A made up person often used to play Facebook pranks on friends. He is known for his promiscuity, he is often seen with a different man every week (yes, he is gay). Many of his friends also think he is a breeding ground for STDs. You will also often see him on Facebook in gay relationships with your male friends.

Random Dude: Did you see that Steve is going out with Jake Gavet on Facebook?
Random Girl: Yea... I guess someone hacked his account

by whatwhat7 February 18, 2010

Jake Paul

The Highest Form of cancer, autism, Plague and Ebola

I passed out from watching Jake Paul

by Foggy Trees November 29, 2018