short stick

A male that has an obnormally small penis. A person that cannot quite satisfy his female campanion. Someone who does not have what it takes.

That guy on the back of the phone book must have a short stick.

Anyone who would drive a twin turbo Porsche must have a short stick and is trying to compensate.

That fucking Ned is a short stick.

by BIG NUTS January 11, 2005

jew stick

its a tampon; you know what they're used for.

damn i started my period. i need a jew stick.

by ronaldrump June 18, 2008

stick bitch

another term for the casual golf caddy at the local country club or golf course. can also be used as a verb( stick bitching)

I was the only stick bitch out on the course the other day.

by emagdnim1 September 15, 2007

Tremor on a Stick

When your fucking a girl in her asshole and she farts so hard, it causes super vibrations on your dick.

Bob: Hey Tom guess what?

Tom: What? Your ho gave you a tremor on a stick last night?

Bob: ....

by Sicky Nickey September 19, 2007

sticks and stones

More than ever, the adage "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me" is proven an ironic one. In fact words are often much more painful than any physical damage could cause. It is reminiscent of Palestinians throwing rocks at tanks in Gaza, and relates to the adage "the pen is mightier than the sword".

Sticks and stones don't hurt much. Please don't call me names Felicia.

by poisonIvy September 25, 2017

Nigger Stick

A piece of poop that resembles a stick. (poop must be brown colored)

I just dropped a bomb nigger stick.

by Tjj February 27, 2008

Cheese Sticks

Single, $1 bills. Derived as an antonym of Cheddar, a slang term meaning massive amounts money (usually in large increments, e.g. $50, $100 bills).

Hey, do you have any cheese sticks? All I have is a $20.

I bought some tacos at the taco truck. They were only 2 cheese sticks.

by Asparagustus_v2 March 22, 2011