Ipswich State High School

Do you like men with curly, ugly mullets who constantly look like theyre high out of their mind on ice? Well this is the school for you. Ipswich state high school, often called ippy, is full of walter white wanna be motherfuckers (not even kidding, i overheard someone talking about wanting to fuck their mother once) who cook meth in the school bathrooms. There are lots of bomb threats which isnt even surprising, as this school sucks more ass than any other school ive been too. Every girl has a stick up their ass and i think some literally did have something shoved up their ass (people wore buttplug tails). Anyday in this school is absolute hell and i think you can expect anything to happen. You could probably walk into the school bathroom and see some random ass girl butt booty naked watching sonic mpreg porn while her friends dance around her doing the macarena.
Ipswich State High School student 1: hey, are you a furry?
Ipswich State High School student 2: y-yes meow :3
Ipswich State High School student 1: kill yourself
by killyourself123456789 March 23, 2023
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American college football term for a small, barely heard of college who is matched up against one of the top teams in FBS and has an exactly 0% chance of beating them.

Also can be used as a derogative term for any random college nobody knows.

Shortened form of the college is “SEASTCB&D” (Pronounced: “CEASED-kuh-band”) if you’re too lazy to say 17 syllables.
Mike: “We’ll need Alabama to lose a game soon if we’re gonna have any shot at winning the division. Who are they playing against this weekend?”

Jeff: *google search* … “Something called Southeastern Alaska State Technical College of the Blind and Deaf”.

Mike: “What’s the point spread? 222.5?”

Jeff: “Maybe if Bama puts in the waterboys, but I guess I’ll be rooting for the… *checks phone*… Abominable Snowmen… out of mere desperation.”

Mike: “Looks like we’re on the SEASTCB&D-wagon this Saturday at noon!”

Jeff: “This will totally be worth three hours of my weekend!”
by K. C. Austin August 13, 2022
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