Holy Catfishing

When a girl goes on tinder specifically to try to convert horny men for Jesus. She generally matches with them, flirts with them, and then when it's time for the meet-up, won't stop talking about Jesus.

Matched with Tina on Tinder, she said to meet up at the Coffeeshop on 4th and Vine. When I got there and saw the sign that said "Holy Grounds" I know she must have been Holy Catfishing!

by holydude May 20, 2025

Holy Yabbo's

The Greatest Porno movie of all time, starring Seymore Dicksinhole and Mary Jane.

Guy: I heard the new Holly Yabbo's movie is coming out!
Guy2: Yeah, nigga Holy Yaboo's V: Return of the Grundle!
Guy3: GIMME YO MONEY BITCH-NIGGA!

by Rhyno the Albino June 11, 2003

Holy Cat Shit!

Angry Exclaimation.

HOLY CAT SHIT! Look at that long ass drive thru line!

by Sndromofadwn March 7, 2011

Holy Moonlight Greatsword

The COOLEST fucking weapon in soulsborne history, It's in every game and it fucks so hard. Ever wanted to shoot a monster the size of a house across a room with the power of the fucking moon???? The Holy Moonlight Greatsword is your weapon if so.

John: "I just got the Holy Moonlight Greatsword!"
Every woman in a 5 mile radius: "Please let me bare your children."

by DarkSoulsFanGirl November 21, 2023

The Holy Trinity

When you have sexual intercourse with a female and make her have an orgasm, squirt, and cum all in one sitting

“ how was seeing Patricia the other day?”
“Oh yeah it was good I achieved the holy trinity”

by Ksjdjdn November 15, 2022

Holy Fuck

Putting a Nun that's reciting the verses of the lord in missionary while in church and using holy water as lube.

*On a Sunday afternoon
Guy 1: Damn Bru you looked like you just got blessed what happened?
Guy 2: I went to church and got a Holy Fuck

by JessusAngel December 16, 2019

holy fart thats quirky

An adjective to describe something being so quirky that you have to add a fart in the mix

Holy fart thats quirky
Person 1: hey did you see Lizzo do her hair toss?
Person 2: Yeah! I liked when she checked her nails too.
Person 1: holy fart that's quirky

by Tyler ninja Ehan blevman May 18, 2020