hate boner

hating someone you may like platonically/romantically

Person A : I totally hate him!
Person B : Isn't he your friend? You probably just have a hate boner for him

by aoba ★ February 28, 2024

Hate Horn

That raging trouser twitch certain gammons get when something awful happens to vulnerable people.

Not regular arousal, more like their empathy response has been fried by years of GBNews and rerouted straight to their genitals.

A political semi, usually triggered by headlines such as:
• “Boat Capsizes in Channel”
• “Sick Claimant Declared Fit for Work”
• “NHS Finally Collapses; Migrants No Longer ‘Coming Over Here’ for Free Healthcare, Also, No One Else Can Get Healthcare Either”

“Colin got such a massive hate horn after that migrant boat news, his GP prescribed him ice packs and a long lie down.”

by dervxerox November 18, 2025

I hate chu

When Milo says he hates someone. Not drug. Can be reworded in many ways, but ex. POV: when you hate people

Milo muttered “I hate chu”

by Aimandhuzz November 25, 2024

Hate Yawn

When a person fakes yawning to get out of a conversational with a boring person.

Dude, I know you don’t like Chemistry, but did you just Hate Yawn me.

by TheSlamAnderson April 4, 2023

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The thing that pops up when you make a definition on Urban Dictionary

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Me: ait bet imma make a definition of this

by skibidigyattfanumtaxohiosigma1 January 2, 2024

Kendrick Hate

oh…oh you really hate this nigga…

Definition: To have a hate towards someone so large it actually ends up matching Kendrick Lamar’s Hate towards Aubrey or…*cough cough* BBL DRIZZY

“bro…you did WHAT?”
“I leaked her address bro we have been arguing for too long ever text”

“Oh nah you got that Kendrick hate towards that bitch :skull:”

by A_pimp_named_slik_back May 21, 2024

I hate you

Do you mean you're falling in love with me and it kinda scares the shit out of you?

I hate you, but I actually don't

by ilysmitiilwy April 20, 2024