grahm'n it

When someone is being extremely funny & seductive at the same time

"Im grahm'n it right now"

by funnybuttlol December 30, 2025

Grape flavored

Definition; To be unwanted, useless, disliked, and forgotten.

Ex) "Most of the times I feel grape flavored"

Ex2) "Grape flavored defines me"

by Klc101 January 3, 2026

mushy grape

when a guy gets shit on his balls and then smears it all over ones face

Aw man, last night I mushy graped like 3 girls and all of their faces still smell.

by mushygraper October 13, 2010

Colby Graham

An exciting and all round amazing guy/girl, This person will make you so happy as they are sweet, funny and good in bed, anybody out there would be lucky to have a colby graham.

OMG i love that colby graham
that colby graham is so fine
i bet you wish you were a colby graham

by relikz July 6, 2012

Black Grapefruit

The absolute worst thing ever. Imagine in your mind a blue waffle. Now take that blue waffle and multiply its horror about 10,000 times. If by now you aren't writhing in horror and or puking your guts out, or even feeling sick to your stomach, then something is wrong with you and you probably enjoy it. You sick bastard

Guy 1 "Dude i fucked this girl last night"
Guy 2 "What was it like?"
Guy 1 "Horrible, i don't think I'll ever have sex again"
Guy 2 "The fuck not?"
Guy 1 "Black Grapefruit"
Guy 2 "Mother of God, I'm gonna puke"

by Foofners October 30, 2013

arctic grapefruit

Something that is mistaken to be sweet but only to be bitter and cold, usually preferring to a person or a trait.

Damn, Jessica's pussy is an arctic grapefruit

by See82531 April 22, 2014

ash graham

A technique in which a female attempts to elude a creepy male, by offering her mothers phone number in place of her own, extremely low, yet highly effective

"Did you just give that guy your number?"
"No way I pulled an Ash Graham"
"Nice!"

by Dinks January 15, 2015