jamaican loosey goose

the act of going down a bobsled track butt naked

dude, i was at a ski resort this weekend, and my girlfriend wanted me to jamaican loosey goose with her!

by moore b-cut March 8, 2011

big goose nuts

nuts the size of a whole goose

Person 1: yo you see brenden's nuts reccently?

Person 2: yea they're big goose nuts
Person 1: agreed, I think he needs to get them checked out

by anonymous November 24, 2020

goose-bump nipples

When your nipples get so hard they get goosebumps.

Also referred to as goose nips.

Mikey went outside in the cold weather and came back in with goose-bump nipples.

by Goose nips March 11, 2016

Speak to me Goose...

A request for input, information, direction or a clue from a fellow traveler.

Maverick (Tom Cruise) to his back-seater Goose (Anthony Edwards) as they are about to engage their adversary in a dogfight.

Driving and nearing my destinantion - but uncertain of the exact location - I said to my co-pilot "Speak to me Goose..."

Waiting for my laptop to boot up... "Speak to me Goose!"

by doc finch November 21, 2010

Monkeyed off my goose

A term used to describe the act of purposely getting incredibly drunk to the point of absolute oblivion while out (generally with the lads) for a night on the town. Usually involves the person(s) involved waking up the next day in hospital, a ditch or jail. However, the person(s) involved cannot be held accountable for any of the actions (more than likely sexual) he or she committed.

I had sex with a rather ugly woman who somewhat resembled the Loch Ness Monster last night chaps. However I cannot be held accountable for any of my actions as I was incredibly drunk. As a wise man once said, I was monkeyed off my goose.

by the people's champion 1993 March 9, 2013

Poo your own goose

To negatively indicate someone should suit themselves

Well if you don’t want to come on holiday with us, you can poo your own goose

by Endocrypt March 11, 2018

squirtin' like a country goose

A nasty case of good ole' diarrhea.

"Mama, better call the schoolhouse, I won't be attending today. Yea, I been in the shitter, squirtin' like a country goose!" diarrhea poop toilet

number 2

by BoeJundy November 2, 2013