Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt

Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt is the situation when a monster eats your fruit yogurt as you brush your teeth

Tess: *brushes teeth*
Monster: *eats fruit yogurt viciously*
Narrator: This is a real Fruit Teeth Monster Yogurt situation

by Madetyro August 11, 2018

fruit ninja days

referring to a time period where one self harms or cuts themselves

I cant send you thigh pics because of my fruit ninja days.

by ktkills January 25, 2024

Yum Fruit

Slang for a woman's vagina.

I ate that girl's yum fruit last night.

by JAMJAMJOM January 19, 2023

Eat a fruit roll up off it

The act of when a person(make or female) eats a fruit roll up off another male's dick, usually offered upon someone when needed

"Bro please let me cheat off your test I will eat a fruit roll up off it"

by anonymous July 31, 2024

fruit snacks

a thing you like to eat, if there's no other kind of snack

Fruit snacks again! FFFFFf

by i suck 534 March 1, 2019

Moon fruit

When a man engages in the act of mooning and his testicles are observed hanging below his cheeks.

My eyes are burning! He mooned me and I saw his moon fruit!

by Guy Rock May 1, 2022

Fruit Cake

A term used for being offensive, insulting them by calling them a fruit cake in a rude way whilst arguing.

It can also be used as a very nice term, by slowly calling the love of your life a fruit cake, you could start to win them over. They are both as sweet as each other.

Shut up! You don't know nothing about this!
Why don't you shut up you fruit cake!

Aww, my fruit cake, how are you feeling?

by Quicksand Boy January 10, 2018