free dog water

when your so trash, your even free.

"dude, bill is totally free dog water!"

by skipper42-69 January 20, 2021

Free Food Scavengers

People that can't help themselves to complimentary food. They are mostly hoarders or fattys.

I had to eat a plain bagel because some Free Food Scavengers cleaned out the cream cheese, butter and jelly.

by German Suplex+1 February 16, 2012

Free Pretzel Day

-The act of quickly moving toward a source of food in gluttonous hunger.

-Reference to the episode of "The Office" entitled "Initiation" in which Stanley, the plump African-American employee, with his face full of wonder, speed walks to the free pretzel stand and awaits his salty treat.

Mother: "Time to eat, sweetie!"

Fat Boy: *Throws Xbox controller down and rapidly dashes into the kitchen, nearly stepping on his baby sister*

Father: *Shakes head* "Free pretzel day...

by Thadus June 22, 2011

Free City of Danzig

Some little weird historical footnote. If you're looking it up on Urban Dictionary you're pretty cool.

You're some Free City of Danzig kid

by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021

Sugar free shlong

When you fuck a prostitute and don’t pay her

Girl, he gave me sugar free shlong! All shlong, no sugar.

by Chanllie May 11, 2020

Free-meal Bitch

Someone you only goes on a date with you to get something materialistic out of it.
For example a free dinner.

A: Aren't you going out with Jessie this week?

B: No I found out she is a Free-meal Bitch

by I_like_wet_bread July 16, 2022

Celebrity Free Pass

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.

Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then

by Kokichiis April 25, 2022