personality-free zone

someone that is totally devoid of a sense of humor.

Don't bother joking around with that auditor. He's a total personality-free zone.

by or2pod October 5, 2008

Fap Free February

A challenge for people who failed no nut november they get a second chance in February. Same rules just don’t fap.

Person 1: I failed no nut november
Person 2: well you can always try again in fap free February.

by King of Europe November 3, 2019

Celebrity Free Pass

It’s a deal between you and your lover that if one of y’all met a celebrity and had the chance to sleep with them you would and your lover or you cannot get angry because you had a Celebrity Free Pass.

Lover: You cheated on me!?

You: With Scarlett Johansson which is my celebrity free pass.

Lover: oh…ok then

by Kokichiis April 25, 2022

Free me up

Verb - to release or give space to someone.

Girlfriend: Hey babe what you doin'?
Boyfriend: Washin' the dishes you left in the sink.
Girlfriend: Awe, you the best let me give you a hug.
Boyfriend: Uh huh ahight. Now, free me up, you see I'm washin' the dishes.

by J_Nice November 12, 2019

Sugar free shlong

When you fuck a prostitute and don’t pay her

Girl, he gave me sugar free shlong! All shlong, no sugar.

by Chanllie May 11, 2020

Free City of Danzig

Some little weird historical footnote. If you're looking it up on Urban Dictionary you're pretty cool.

You're some Free City of Danzig kid

by Otto of Lombard December 1, 2021

Gluten-Free Blumpkins

The act of receiving a blumpkin while eating gluten-free yogurt.

My girl made me go on a diet so I can only receive gluten-free blumpkins.

Since I’ve started my diet, I’ve lost 10 pounds off of gluten-free blumpkins.

by No names, just doing the deed October 14, 2019