Ah fucking hell I'm hammered already and it's not even 10am yet! Well I guess that's weekday drinking for you then. Oh well back down to the boozer I need another Carling.
by fearlessmonkey8 August 8, 2022

As a variation on the oneliner I think so I am, said by the philosopher Descartes
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
I hereby pose the oneliner:
I drink so I am...
by Henky66 October 22, 2017

1 nip of high quality vodka in a glass of diet tonic water, may garnish with citrus.
Cleanses the body of toxins for the sake of both long life and fun. Pure clean, and clear! Don't drink if you are underage.
For clarity, please do not drink automotive system cleaner. That is something entirely different.
Cleanses the body of toxins for the sake of both long life and fun. Pure clean, and clear! Don't drink if you are underage.
For clarity, please do not drink automotive system cleaner. That is something entirely different.
by Music_Is_Forever June 4, 2022

To drink so much alcohol that your mental depression goes away temporarily. A common phrase among people with both depression and alcoholism.
by chesket November 21, 2022

by Plz Shay May 25, 2019

by bowlsnappingbrinkman December 30, 2022

drinking 5 cups of coffee, with each cup of coffee containing 500x the amount of caffienne in normal coffee
by Herobrine_from_minecraft March 24, 2020
