When one is so drunk, one is willing to place a rocket-like firecracker between one's butt cheeks and fire it off.
"What ho, stout Yeoman? Might I infer by thine Countenance that thou hast been tempted by The Drink?"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
"Verily! In celebrating somewhat belatedly Her Royal Highness' Golden Jubilee, my Compatriots and I didst become so emboldened as to consequently suffer the following Reproach of a fine and honest Gentlewoman: 'Ye Gods, you Vagabonds, but you have become ass-rocket drunk!'"
by newton64 April 04, 2008
A severe state of intoxication marked by two main characteristics:
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
1. The belief that you can challenge and successfully defeat anyone in a fight regardless of their size and or fighting skill.
2. The intense craving for and ravenous consumption of pizza with no concern about toppings, condition or personal health.
Steve was ninja turtle drunk last night... first I saw him try and fight the bouncer when he left the bar, and then he found an old pizza in the dumpster and ate the whole thing. Master Splinter would be have been proud.
by MattyP603 November 11, 2013
The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.
by johnnykikass February 24, 2010
(techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.
by Roland_07 August 20, 2007
When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.
"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."
"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
by FilthyMan69 May 30, 2007
Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.
"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."
by skgvati April 22, 2007
My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.
by Optimistic Banana January 10, 2015