Blank My Dong

To blank someone's dong, is the act of ignoring someone's genitals when in clear view.
The phrase can also be used in the first person, to 'blank your own dong' or 'blanking my dong'.
When used in this context, it means that someone is lacking attention to there penis, and is most probably not wanking.

Bro 1: Dude, totally gonna have a threesome this weekend!
Bro 2: Awesome! Just make sure you blank his dong!
Bro 1: Yeah, i had one before, the other guy was just staring at it, he totally didn't blank my dong.

by George Hughes 5000 January 17, 2011

Ding Dong

A white mans penis.

Oi Gary mate! Hows ya ding dong

by BIG DING DONG March 28, 2019

wills long dong

does will have a long dong? can we find it? help us look!

Riter, have you seen wills long dong anywhere?!

by anonymous February 3, 2022

Dong Yi

Principled, efficacious person who keeps his hair short to one side with high standards of ethics. He strives to put his best in whatever he does and loves using his ipad to study. He wears socks and shorts of different colours to express his male dominance. He gets girls everywhere he goes. A man of high standards and treats his multiple women with high regard.

Mary: Goddang Dong Yi you’re one sexy beast… wish I could have you by my side!

by cheebaikia November 22, 2021

ding dong duster

A epic or very large mustache.

My god, look at that Ding dong duster.

by Kmccar91 January 14, 2017

Dong Shit

When the dildo you’re using anally becomes stuck inside your rectum and you have take a forceful poop to try to retrieve it.

My butt plug got lodged in my ass last night and I had to take a dong shit to try to get it out.

by Skraps55 March 27, 2022

The Devils Dong

Motorcycle trail. Butterfly Gap, Maryville TN.

The Devils Dong trail is short and winding but has a lot of elevation changes.

by Vito II September 15, 2021