biggest ding dong

biggest ding dong award goes to egg/ grace
by egg the dolphin October 18, 2020
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dong-shui

The art of attaining harmony and proper balance in the execution of a difficult sexual position, most specifically as it relates to male performance.
My partner and I were examining the latest Cosmo position suggestion in detail, and found that the dong-shui was rather poor as the athletic requirement borrowed too greatly from my other cardiovascular need.
by Metalman007 November 29, 2012
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Alabama Kong Dong

The act of hiding your dogs favorite treat under your foreskin so they have to work to get it out.
I was bored last night, so I got the peanut butter and gave my dog an Alabama Kong dong.
by IbeSarcasm May 13, 2024
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Ding Dong Ree Chang

Ding Dong Ree Chang Is some Asian Guy who molests young children in between the ages of 3 and 5 years old
Ding Dong Ree Chang When a guy fucks rittle Children
by DING DONG REE CHANG June 21, 2018
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Dong Driven

Someone who's mind is focused on getting "donged"
Kenny accused his girl of being dong driven, so she slashed his tires
by Denaenae April 27, 2010
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Funky Dong

"Damn, thats a real funky dong!"
by TrashbinsRcool December 14, 2023
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dong neck

The top part of a mans penis as shown on television
by Peterfile July 09, 2015
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