Skinny Dave

A 'Skinny Dave' is the epitome of a tall handsome nerdy man.

He is in all ways superior to a 'Skinny Pete'.
He is of above average sexiness as well as height, and knows more than you do.
He excels in all he puts his mind to.

But fuck excel, I think thats a windows thing, and he's a Linux man.
If you are lucky enough to love this guy, you are truly #blessed.

Skinny Dave is better than you.

by ShelleyBean369 September 15, 2022

To Dave

Verb: to unlawfully take items from a drinking establishment, mostly in rougher parts of Peterborough, UK in the late 90s.

Chris has just daved another pint glass.

I’m going to Dave that ashtray later.

by smurphmonkey November 18, 2022

Average Dave Lover

Someone who is extremely unlikable
Or someone who harasses people

Rocky: "i really dont like Average Dave Lover"
jiggilibu: "thats legit so true"

by RockyLenGamer December 16, 2022

Getting Daved

the act of overpaying for something online and then never receiving it

I paid $1000 for this part online and the seller never sent it to me. Then I found out I could’ve bought the same thing locally for $50. I ended up getting Daved!

by Honesty advocate July 31, 2023

jammer Dave

Jammer Dave is the kindest of Mega brojs. Lives on PB&J and mushrooms. He has the tightest of buttholes. He’s a mega-jammer and rips, bobs, tears and weaves. He is the kindest of souls and you only hope you can have his energy in your life, Like a warlock casts spells with sweater puppies.

Jammer Dave loves to mega jam tbh

by white girl with a tight pussy August 19, 2023

Disco Dave

Was a guy from the early 2000’s that sold Disco biscuits at every rave in the central time zone. He was the man, the myth, the legend. If you saw a hot girl he probably already hooked up with her.

Chase: Call Disco Dave and see where the females at.

Bob: hey girl, where you at?
Girl: I just woke up at Disco’s house

by Partyboyx September 20, 2023

Double Daved

When you get double penetrated by two dudes named Dave, could also get triple Daved as well!

Caleb, don’t drink too much at the party, you might get Double Daved !

by Mcdoubledaved! September 23, 2023