Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whore

A classless large girl of a very permiscous nature. She dates felons, pedophiles, and rapists without hesitation. She has little to no regard for the marital status of her lovers and or clients. She often prefers oral sex and doesn't mind sexual interactions in public facilities.

Jess was outraged by Abigail's and Glenn's affair, and wanted the world to know that her husband was sleeping with a fat fuckin swamp donkey fuckin pig whore.

Fat Fuckin Swamp Donkey Fuckin Pig Whore by TFarr May 8, 2008

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pin donkey

little bits of dust visible in a ray of light; dust mote

D: Look at those pin donkeys
M: so tiny; so cute

pin donkey by soundclown May 15, 2007

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Swamp Donkey Bingo

When someone partakes in evening activities and getting extremely intoxicated and going up to the drunkest, most ugliest and fattest women in the bar and scoring with them, or carry on a conersation. Once a man has either scored, or hit on at least 5 different Swamp Donkey's he screams out BINGO and wins the game!!

Anytime I go out with Richard all I hear is BINGO because he loves playing Swamp Donkey Bingo and scoring!!

Swamp Donkey Bingo by filthy apprentice August 24, 2006

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all over it like a donkey on a waffle

To make an act one's top priority, much like scarfing free breakfast would be for a donkey, were it confronted by an unattended waffle. Usage of the phrase implies some amount of immediacy or urgency to the performance of the act.

Boss: Can you get that done by noon?
You: I'm all over it like a donkey on a waffle.
Boss: Hell yeah.

all over it like a donkey on a waffle by David Joy June 1, 2007