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Donald Trump

Donald Trump is a complete twunt.
by RandomED May 11, 2025
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Donald Trump

An incompetent, evil moron that isn't just a regular moron, It's like he's the product of the greatest minds of a generation working together with the express purpose of building the dumbest moron who ever lived. And 77,284,118 people simultaneously decided to put him in charge of the whole country.
Man, Donald trump is really wrecking my plans to buy a PC this year with all those tariffs.
by Jaern1053 May 20, 2025
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Donald John Trump

One thing about Trump…

His name fits him perfectly:

Demented

Orange
Neurotic

Asinine

Lying

Dickhead

Jerkoff

Obstinate
Horrible
Neo-Nazi

Toxic

Rude

Useless
Moronic

Putz
Do you not know what Donald John Trump’s name fully means? Don’t? Here’s the answer.”
by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024
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Donald Trump

A spray-tanned tycoon with a combover that defies physics and a face the color of a traffic cone, Donald Trump parlayed bankrupt businesses and reality TV antics into a presidency that felt more like a parody. Known for dodging facts like taxes and treating every crisis like a PR stunt, he spent four years shouting on Twitter, golfing through disasters, and pretending to be a man of the people—from the comfort of his gold-plated penthouse. With skin like a poorly peeled tangerine and the temperament of a toddler denied dessert, Trump turned American politics into a bad joke that somehow never ends.
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See!? Look what it got me! Or conservatives in general, right?
Hym "This Is Why You DON'T Defend Donald Trump! Right Russell Brand? Now, threatening children, on the other hand, THAT ALWAYS WORKS! I created AI. I'm the CEO of the greatest multimedia corporation in the history of the world! I'm the greatest mind who has ever lived! All because of child threats!"
by Hym Iam June 10, 2025
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joe donald trump biden rap

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by raper god November 10, 2022
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donald trump

the orangest, blondest, mustiest, crustiest man youll ever meet
musty crusty donald trump with his ipad kid
by yass_queen April 16, 2022
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