Taking a temperture with your penis. When you need to take the temperture of a wet warm cavity and a rectal thermometer just wont do.
My Girl said she had a fever and the shits real hard....so I said here use my crotch thermometer it make you feel better
by Ghetto-Jedi February 20, 2009
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Get the Crotch Crop mug.When a dudes Flesh sac gets Real sweaty and sticky, causing it to stick to his thighs and shit. Kinda like sticky boogers. Will cause an itch.
by TheIDKman December 4, 2010
Get the Crotch Boogies mug.A condition found in wives and live in girlfriends causing them to roll over and pretend to be sleeping when they know their man is going to try to get intimate.
I’ve started calling my wife Ol’ Opossum Crotch cuz every time I go looking for something in bed she rolls over and plays dead.
by Badger7.62 May 24, 2025
Get the Opossum Crotch mug.When a male or female doesn't shave themselves down there for a period of 1 year or more. The resulting growth is classified as a crotch nebula.
Man, I totally misread that one. She had a crotch nebula under there.
Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
Sorry bro, I can't come grab a beer, I need to go shave my crotch nebula.
by Medicus007 September 23, 2016
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Get the Sparky crotch mug.The leaking of emotional unrest, the feelings displayed by management to a superior subordinate, an extreme release of emotion through vocal and physical action
"Hey why are you eating so much peanut butter?", "The peanut butter and jelly police are all crotch broke about my sandwich again"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
"You can't put peanut butter and jelly in the deep fryer!", "Dude's all crotch broke I'm a better cook"
by McGraze August 8, 2020
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