chris crack

crack is a rapper from Chicago's westside known for his music and eccentric sense of life

joe, chris crack cool but he a weirdo in real life.

by longfellow cusack December 10, 2018

Chris Bru

Chris Bru is an asshole who is selfish and doesnt understand human decency

"Chris Bru is such an asshole"

by WitheringFlorin February 24, 2019

Pulling a Chris

Walking into a car without any context what so ever

He was pulling a Chris

by Yelsniadel March 19, 2019

Jordan / Chris?

Makes insulting jokes about despite his love for you

Jordan / Chris ? : * makes joke *
Someone : * pretends to be offended / upset *
Jordan / Chris? : nouuuu ily really ㅠㅠ

by LeafyLever June 17, 2018

Chris La

The most amazing person you will ever meet. He is so sweet and is always there for you. He never wants to hurt you and always has time to hang out. Sometimes he is annoying but you just have to get through it because he works with your random moods. He is smart even tho he denies it. He puts his friends first.

He is also really hot and all the girls like him but he only likes one girl. He’s not a fuckboy at all. Thank god!

Chris la is great

by Bean117 July 13, 2018

Chris Shit

When someone goes to the bathroom to take a shit, but upon finishing it, decide to watch Netflix while on the toilet.

Damn it, Chris is taking a Chris Shit again.

by Andwe May 31, 2018

Chris Wilson

The only way to define this guy is- an absolute tank. Fully pumped from a home gym sesh- no reduced food from the bargain basement will be unscathed from this weapon.

The talk of the town? He is the only voice of the town. His elegant multi-tonal, animal impersonating voice would make a 100 piece acapella group quiver with his pigeon impression.

Hardworking, funny, handsome.. it's a shame because Chris isn't any of these things- what a legend!

Josh: Have you seen Chris Wilson today?

Me: No, why?

Josh: The absolute tank is emptying the clearance section again- 2 sandwiches, 1 family pack of crisps, large drink, 1 hot pastry and a large swiss roll.. all for lunch. Absolutely unhinged that boy. Wish I could be like Chris Wilson.

by Manomasa1 August 11, 2022