bro slow

Full of energy Eric, "Let's party!"

Tired Nathan, "Bro slow."
by Natie Dogg January 11, 2014
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Bro smearing

Replacing a word or syllable with "bro" as a way of dismissing it as categorically synonymous with douchebaggery without actually having to address its substance
Person #1: I'm pro-choice.
Person #2: You mean BRO-choice?
Person #1: Bro smearing is so intellectually lazy.
by UnfrozenCaveman June 27, 2016
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Bussy Bros

Two bros that are so inseparable that you could very easily visualize them tribbing similar to that of lesbian women.
Y'all see Tim and Duncan over there? They're totally bussy bros.
by happily.quoted April 29, 2020
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bro-neutral

Bro-neutral: Remaining neutral when your friends argue among themselves, even when they request your opinion.
Kiersten watched as her friends argued over a billiard rule, but she declared herself to be "bro-neutral", like Switzerland.
by Beccaaaa72 October 20, 2015
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Euro Bro.

Anyone in the car scene who likes European cars and shits on Japanese engineering.
Riley:Hey,what cars are you into?
Christian:I'm a fucking Euro Bro. Sim simma,who got the keys to mah bimma?!?
by Ct_944turbo March 07, 2017
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Bro, record this

A phrase spoken (usually by a young male) before doing or attempting something so exceedingly stupid, that it has to be recorded in the event that the person attempting it gets seriously injured/death occurs
"Bro, record this"
*Proceeds to jump off a building into a kiddie pool
by huiopdjrt6 January 23, 2015
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Bro Shizxl

Literally the coolest rapper/human being of all time. Born in 15 AD, I'm pretty sure he is Jesus Christs brother-in-law. In the year 1234 he started Bro Shizxl's Gang Of Thugs Club because gangs weren't aloud. I'm also pretty sure he was like president of China at a point, he loves his little buddy Yolo Swag King who was always his second in command of the gang of thugs club. Eventually in 2006 he started writing a rap album that is scheduled to release this year called "Me and My Thugs" with a single dropped in 2015 known as the Bro Shizxl theme song.
Bro Shizxl is goated out of his mind.
by bruh(with 27 u's) October 17, 2020
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