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Dog Pig Bread

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butt bread 

when a male or female try's to hide there love handles by pulling there sweats or leggings up and making there ass look like the end piece of bread that no one wants.
"ew that girl has butt bread"

"ew he has butt bread"

"do she got da booty" "no are you serious she has fucking butt bread for days"
butt bread by roman salad February 23, 2015

Making bread

Having a sexual encounter while in the kitchen.
So John told me he and Sarah were making bread the other night and my loaf was huge.
Making bread by Classof09squad November 15, 2019

nap bread 

A slang term commonly used by African Americans to describe the crust formed around the private parts of a dog kept outside.

Also used as a derogatory term towards individuals
Wow look at the nap bread on Fido it's time to give him a bath.

or

Don't worry about her she ain't shit but nap bread.
nap bread by Chris Case March 24, 2008

Monkey Bread 

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!
I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?
Monkey Bread by Chode Master God October 7, 2007

daily bread 

So did you get any daily bread last night?
daily bread by Kerrilia April 26, 2006