basting the bread

(v) the act of spreading semen over bread and force feeding it to sexual partner

He said it was low calorie butter, but I think he was basting the bread!

by the wtf effect April 25, 2012

Dog Pig Bread

DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG DOG PIG LOAF OF BREAD SYSTEM ERROR...

Is That a- DOG PIG BREAD

by PurpleRainJacob June 8, 2021

butt bread

when a male or female try's to hide there love handles by pulling there sweats or leggings up and making there ass look like the end piece of bread that no one wants.

"ew that girl has butt bread"

"ew he has butt bread"

"do she got da booty" "no are you serious she has fucking butt bread for days"

by roman salad February 23, 2015

Making bread

Having a sexual encounter while in the kitchen.

So John told me he and Sarah were making bread the other night and my loaf was huge.

by Classof09squad November 15, 2019

nap bread

A slang term commonly used by African Americans to describe the crust formed around the private parts of a dog kept outside.

Also used as a derogatory term towards individuals

Wow look at the nap bread on Fido it's time to give him a bath.

or

Don't worry about her she ain't shit but nap bread.

by Chris Case March 24, 2008

Monkey Bread

A type of bread popularized by the famous children's story Le Petit Prince (The Little Prince).

To make Monkey Bread:

1. Take a shit. Must be pretty large - try to maintain a 6 inch minimum
2. Place the feces on an appropriately sized baking pan
3. Rip out your pubes.
4. Sprinkle said pubic hair on the feces
5. Bake for 45 minutes at 350 degrees Fahrenheit
6. Congratulations! You've successfully made monkey bread. Enjoy!

I made Cockman a batch of Monkey Bread for his birthday; he liked it more than the PS3 his parents bought him.

Mark, do you think you could bring in a batch of Monkey Bread for the French party tomorrow?

by Chode Master God October 7, 2007

daily bread

Another Word For Vagina.

So did you get any daily bread last night?

by Kerrilia April 26, 2006