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Baked Beans

The term "baked beans" refers to a rather obscure erotic practice of defecating on the bare belly of one's lover.
"What are you in the mood for tonight, Honey?"

"Baked beans! Yes, definitely -- baked beans!"
by Poopie Girl January 21, 2009
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Cook beans

This term is used exclusively in a software engineering context in Nigeria. When one cooks beans, it means that this person has managed to deploy buggy code into production environment and most likely, this mistake has led to a messy situation that requires a lot of effort to rectify.
Guy, I get party this weekend, abeg! look that code twice before you cook beans put inside production o.
by naijawordsmith September 16, 2022
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Feet beans

Omg your feet beans look so delicious! Can i taste?😍😍😍
by Meow 😸 July 5, 2020
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Killer Bean

The coolest coffee bean you will ever see in your life. Carries around two guns and is an expert in martial arts. Don’t mess with him or you will be “decaffeinated”. He also has a sports car on top of that. Basically a coffee bean version of James Bond.
Killer Bean is such a cool character, he is fun and sassy and fuchie. Ohhhh I want killer bean yummy yummy in my tummy tummy I want to be decaffeinated let me at em let me at em ohohohoho eat ‘em up eat ‘em up beans beans the cool fruit yummy.
by GunkieLover628 April 29, 2023
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bean lounge

A group of individuals who play instruments at a higher level. These individuals usually have large penises (beans).
by JAYJAYDEEJAYCUB October 20, 2022
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Bean Butter

By plant classification peanuts are not considered to be a nut, in fact it is found to be a legume. This makes it closer related to a bean, there for peanut butter is bean butter. This can also be used in a derogatory manner that means cum
1) I had a bean butter and jelly sandwich for lunch.
2) The sex was so good last night Jimmy got his bean butter all over me!
by Bean Butter Boss May 18, 2021
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shart beans

Something that I randomly made up one day and now is this.
Idk really but like just say it as a joke
It came from a song that i heard as
SALAMMMMM
II PAPI

PSSY IN THE PUMP PEE PEE
IN THE GUNK PA PEE PEE PEE
OH
NEVER SMELL LIKE SHART BEANS
SMACK MY PSSY IN THE LIKE THE GULP GULP GULP
IN THE GULP GULP GULP
ok anyways
"never smell like shart beans"
"YOU LITTLE SHART BEAN"
"i just pooped and it reminded me of shart beans"
by goldiethefirst March 3, 2023
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