Tom Brady

As old as he is, he must have missed the episode of Andy Griffith where Andy Griffith decides that being in 2nd place ain't so bad. Maybe he will realize it before it's too late and he looks back one day on what he didn't appreciate while he had it. He's already the GOAT, he's already been the GOAT a long time. How many losers in Vegas have been there done that thinking they could outdo themselves on the next roll? And it's not a way of saying he should retire or quit doing what he loves, he should do it until the wheels fall off absolutely, for others that might one day want to know whether age is just a number.

Tom Brady is so used to being in first place that he's nearing a divorce over the possibility that he might not end up in first. You should always give what you do your all, true, buy maybe there's something even the GOAT hasn't learned or someone he hasn't been challenged by.

by Snowboy Jr. December 19, 2022

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Basic Brady

Someone who is constantly talking about how depressed and suicidal they are; Someone who drinks and uses other substances to enhance their depression.

Have you met James?
Yeah, He's a Basic Brady.

by cokedupdiksukinho February 22, 2024

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Someone who constantly talks about how depressed they are and makes it their entire personality. Usually, they try to sneak into conversations about how depressed they are.

Have you met James yet?
Yeah he was a Basic Brady always talking about his depression

by cokedupdiksukinho February 23, 2024

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