sour apple quickstep

Delightful euphamism for diarrhoea

'Your wife is taking rather a long time in the powder room.'
'Yes I'm afraid she's dancing the sour apple quickstep tonight'

by Toni J January 09, 2008

salts my apples

Another term for "pissed off."
Frequently used on Reddit and in the titles of 'Rip Vine' compilations

Ajit Pai and his net neutrality ass really salts my apples

by I hate myself. January 21, 2018

irish apple

A potato. Simple as that--A potato. Not a deformed penis, not a sexual act--just a potato.

I'm eating an irish apple right now.

" -I got candy corn! -I got a popcorn ball! -I got an irish apple! -I got a rock."

by MasterGrief November 22, 2006

mexican apple thief

A person of Mexican descent, who steals apples.

Elliot's sexual fantasy is about owning a cider house and catching a Mexican apple thief, who then chases her to the tasting room, where they make love so loudly that they can be heard all the way in the distillery.

by Baru May 10, 2008

Yacko Yard Apple

In baseball, the act of hitting a home-run

"bases are loaded and we're down by four, we need ya to go yacko yard apple here mike"

by Scrubeins October 26, 2009

Apple Vision Pro

A scaringly dystopian device that (might) replace smartphones

Person A: You saw the new Apple Vision Pro?
Person B: Yeah, that thing is dystopian

by Illegal_Mexican June 06, 2023

Bone apple tea

When you wanna be classy and French before a meal but you don't speak French.

"This food looks hella good. Bone apple tea!"

"Quoi ? C'est « bon appetit » !"

by notyerbuddypal August 23, 2016