the act of disabling the ability to have a relationship with the person you're "talking to" by discussing past relationship with them.
girl on phone: I've had like 30 relationships, the last one was so dreamy...I wonder where he is now?
guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.
guy on the other end: fuck this shit, I've been friend-zoned.
by monniemonniemonnie September 7, 2011
Get the friend-zoned mug.In marriage, when a man refuses to engage with his wife in the same depraved sexual acts that they did early in the relationship. This is usually because he needs to think of her as a "respectable lady" and one does not do those sorts of things with someone you will bring home to that parents, or with the person who will be the mother of your children.
Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"
Wives whose husbands refuse to do anything but the most chaste (and infrequent) sex possible are said to have been "wife-zoned"
woman #1 "i just don't understand why my husband doesn't want to eat my pussy any more. He used to do it so much when we first met."
Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"
Woman #2: "honey, it means you've been wife-zoned"
by mpwd August 24, 2012
Get the wife-zoned mug.When a guy/girl will only ever see you as a romantic intrist and not a friend no matter how many times they are turned down
by people0818 September 24, 2014
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When PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS decides to screw you over and make the next zone circle on the opposite side that you're on. The new cuck of a zone forces you to brave the journey to the other side while your b-hole is puckered up, hoping you don't get sniped by a Kar98 from hundreds of meters away or crash your vehicle by hitting an invisible rock, exploding on impact or sending you flipping through the air.
When PLAYERUNKNOWN'S BATTLEGROUNDS decides to screw you over and make the next zone circle on the opposite side that you're on. The new cuck of a zone forces you to brave the journey to the other side while your b-hole is puckered up, hoping you don't get sniped by a Kar98 from hundreds of meters away or crash your vehicle by hitting an invisible rock, exploding on impact or sending you flipping through the air.
by 2timechamp August 2, 2017
Get the zoner'd mug.When a person's relationship with someone they are attracted to resembles that of a butler and their employer.
John: Are Tom and Jane going out?
Mike: No, he just does her homework for her. He's totally butler zoned.
Mike: No, he just does her homework for her. He's totally butler zoned.
by roosterkauf October 3, 2012
Get the butler zoned mug.Someone who is either permanently or temporarily stuck in the twilight zone; an individual not quite in sync with reality.
Girlfriend: "Who did you have lunch with yesterday?"
Boyfriend: "Noone. Grabbed something to go while I was working."
G: "That's funny, Lisa snapped a photo of you with someone."
B: "Totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. We had business to discuss."
Lisa: "B is such a Twilight Zoner."
Boyfriend: "Noone. Grabbed something to go while I was working."
G: "That's funny, Lisa snapped a photo of you with someone."
B: "Totally forgot that was yesterday, she was a vendor from work. We had business to discuss."
Lisa: "B is such a Twilight Zoner."
by McKrazy October 10, 2014
Get the Twilight Zoner mug.Johnny: Damn she said she thinks of me as a friend but hasn't talked to me in ages
Me: Damn nigga, you've been auric zoned
Me: Damn nigga, you've been auric zoned
by Xadasdasa January 22, 2015
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