by Hmonster84 August 10, 2018
The act of masturbating in your car while still in the bar parking lot after failing to pickup a chick at closing time.
Despite winning his fantasy football league championship, Jim was unable to impress any of the local girls at the bar to drop their panties so now Jim May have to head to his car and settle for some alternative vagina.
by RBAK January 25, 2017
by thepussydestroyer99 w/ thesnip January 23, 2018
Motorcycle-Vagina (see also, #MotorcycleVagina and HB695) was birthed by North Carolina republican senator Thom Tillis when he sneakily inserted a section on anti-abortion laws into a new motorcycle safety bill (Sharia Law). Apparently the safest way to ride a motorcycle is while not having an abortion. Tillis is a gentleman and a worldly scholar.
Hey did you hear republican Thom Tillis won the election for NC Senate?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?
Oh, you mean that crazy Motorcycle Vagina guy?
by jiggleswank November 05, 2014
by That1b1tch2790 April 21, 2021
by auntjemima1738 February 05, 2017
When you and your complicated lover, have frequent and long lasting sex, resulting in an extremely sore vagina, thus causing involuntary slaughter of her vagina.
Mom… I am suffering from vagina slaughter… can you bring me a frozen dildo to ice my swollen vagina…
by Omry Skene November 06, 2022