Touch Cookie 

An individual, normally female, who has an excessive, uncontrollable need to touch their loved ones and friends.

I miss my husband so much. We talk on the phone everyday, but I am a real Touch Cookie and am feeling the need for some physical contact.

Touch Cookie by Deadkennedy80 May 5, 2010

touch grass

THE MOST. MOST. POWERFUL. WORDS. it makes a discord mod go crazy, and sometimes get removed out of their existance

a person who has a discord account: *types* yo bro, mr. discord mod

discord mod:what

a person who has a discord account: touch grass

(the discord mod had nothing to say because he got removed out of his existence)

touch grass by asdwdsaw145 February 28, 2022

Touch Fuck 

when someone is sleeping in a bed and the two people on the floor are having sex and keep running into the bed. The two people having sex on the floor are the Touch Fuck.

you are such a Touch Fuck

Touch Fuck by courtney+ stephanie February 8, 2009

touching someone's shoulder 

getting laid, especially underage.

a girl was touching someone's shoulder. what does it mean?

she was having sex with him.

touching someone's shoulder by NEDM the amazing October 5, 2007

Anti-Midas Touch 

Donald Trump

People that work with Trump always end up getting screwed or losing integrity. For a man who is loves gold he has the Anti-Midas touch!!

Anti-Midas Touch by 50 Spence October 23, 2017

touched by an angel 

when you take a shit and the shit comes out of your anus quickly and cleanly, and you don't need to wipe.

"Thank God I was touched by an angel."

touched by an angel by PandaBear000 November 25, 2011

bum toucher 

Taken from the words bum and toucher. A bum toucher can be defined as someone who touches either alot of bums or perhaps one frequently. It can also be used to describe somebody who touches thier bum with other or perhaps their own.
They could also be known as an "ass feeler"- somebody who takes it upon themselves to feel others bums without their concent, which is frankly quite rude.

"Have you been touchin bum?eh eh cheeeky!"
"errgh you big bum toucher"

bum toucher by bobbin May 13, 2005