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Sandy Kane Blew Comedy Show

Any old ex-stripper/street hooker with retarded looking "lemon-stung eyes" - or any toothless-Times Square skank-whore turned AA qualifier turned "cheap TV" celebrity who lights her tits on fire and tries to be funny...
"Ha ha.. I'm a funny stand-up comedianne look how fucked up I am....ha ha!"
by Big black guy March 25, 2005
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show me dem titties bitch

"show me dem titties bitch" is what men yell at hot females with abnormally large breasts.
Matt Nay yelled "show me dem titties bitch" to JC and Amy
by Matt Nay October 2, 2005
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Show-n-Tell Sex Ed

Sex education where demonstrations for the purpose of modeling proper sexual technique, safer sex protocols and better communication are performed usually for a live audience who's encouraged to watch and ask questions. Demonstrations may or may not include nudity or explicit sexual contact, but often do.
"Show-n-Tell Sex Ed is such a better way to learn how to be a sex ninja than watching porn."

"I went to a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed workshop where the sex educator totally hand-fucked a melon with a latex glove and some lube!"

"That strap-on workshop was a Show-n-Tell Sex Ed class and they pegged a dude in front of me and my gf."
by ReidAboutSex August 25, 2011
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A comedy podcast produced and hosted by Bill, Brent, and Andy. Home page for the show is www.nhafterhours.com
Visit the New Hampshire After Hours show's website. www.nhafterhours.com
by glock23 March 21, 2009
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show me your flow chart

1) When you ask a hot girl of sexual prowess to also prove her intellectual worth.

2) When you demand a reveal her pubic hair.

3) a reference to those with a fetish for schematic representations of algorithms.
1) "Yo, show me your flow chart. Lets see if your speech is as clever as your vulva."

2) "Show me that wild flow chart!"

3) "Bring your flow chart to bed, baby. You know how vector-based data flow makes me wet."
by e-rockin' November 21, 2007
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1. Phrase to describe something that is hot. Really hot.

2. Reference to a night club fire that "Great White" started. Christ, they killed a 100 people; that's over half their fans. I'm sure some of the people went there just to get drunk and laugh at the fat metal singers from the 80's, but they ended up dying too.

3. A way to end your way to end your "career."

4. Used to describe a big disaster that should have been avoided if someone, I don't care who, had used a bit of common sense to forsee cause and effect in a given circumstance. Kind of like when one of your friend's says "hey, check this out" and ends up hurting themselves trying to do something cool.
Mel Gibson's new movie is hotter than a "Great White" show.
by dedsqwirl December 10, 2004
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Gun Show and Ham Raffle

The odd pairing of one toned and attractive person with one who is slovenly and overweight. Uneven heights often characterizes these matches as do multiple toddlers and wearing sweatpants in public.
(discreetly inclining head to couple with three kids sitting on a park bench)

Dude 1: Gun show and ham raffle at 3 o'clock.

Dude 2: She's roomy. Kids ruin your figure.

Dude 1: Not his! Hubba hubba!
by StSeanoftheKnife August 20, 2012
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