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Tard

(Short for retard) What your mom says to your little brother when he is trying to hide something he was doing.
(Starts video games, But mom comes down)
What are you doing you tard?!
by silentgreenninja May 20, 2020
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Tard on

I worked a double shift today and I have a Tard on longer than a houseboat .
by anonymous March 5, 2021
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Tard

Short for Retardican. Low or lacking in intelligence. Low mental capacity of Republicans.
Oh well he is a retardican that explains it.

He is a retardican that is why he is so stupid.

She is a retardican that is why she votes against her own rights.

All tards vote that way.

You would have to be a tard to vote against your self interests.

Only tards vote against themselves
by TardObserver November 19, 2013
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E Tard

An acronym for "Engagement Retard" for people that create gossip or start drama over things just for fun especially when they know nothing about it or don't even care about the subject in question, and often telling lies about it to start trouble.
Man, these E Tards have no real life at all. Oh great, another E Tard creating problems just to create problems.
by Enlightened Dude July 8, 2025
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Tard Lane

Lane of a road where slow and ignorant drivers belong, the right lane. This includes any highway or city street.
This idiot just merged into the passing lane, and he's just doing the speed limit. He belongs in the tard lane.
by quitepedantic November 17, 2015
mugGet the Tard Lanemug.

Tard

A little girl named Cale Gillingham who can't take criticism and his go too favourite word are Bitch & Dweeb because he's insecure about himself
Cales such a tard, he's looking for reactions on social media because his misses is fed up of his childish traits, he's such a tard
by Unknown-Vibrations September 16, 2024
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Hot-tard

A hot guy or girl who is a real dumbass!
He is such a hot-tard!
by Boogiesbaby June 20, 2015
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