touch list

The list of persons someone plans to touch in romantic or sexual manner.

- Girl, I miss you so much. You're next in my touch list btw.

by shprot January 10, 2025

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Toecheeze

When dad sits at chair goes in between toes and grabs the cheese. Usually after he sniffs to make sure that’s what it is.

My toecheeze smells like toes.

by Iliketreetrunksandtoecheeze January 17, 2025

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torch • torched • Torcher • Torchwood • torchjob • Torchy • torch light • Torch Queen • torched my shorts • torchfire

Used when someone is being too intense, irritable, combative, or distracted and they need to relax. It means that they need to get laid and stop annoying everyone else because they have not been able to release their sexual frustration. They need to join the "real world" by benefiting from having sex.

It is a play on words with "touch grass" having a similar meaning but with a sexual emphasis.

You haven't stopped talking about Settlers of Catan all day. You need to go touch ass.

My ex won't stop bugging me and trying to make my life hell. She needs a new boyfriend so she can touch ass and get off my back.

by Oolated Squiggs February 6, 2025

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touch of the tizzle

To touch someone with your penis and give them a touch of the tizzle

I gave her the touch of the tizzle treatment

by RIZ EM February 23, 2025

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touch carpet

the opposite of touch grass
mainly used in rainbolt's comment section

Person 1: Yo bro you wanna play some geoguessr?
Person 2: Yeah sure bro
*Person 1 proceeds to get 5/5 on the hardest level*
Person 2: Touch carpet bro

by urbdictinger February 24, 2025

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