chode

a man with big dick energy.

man what a chode

by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020

Chode

A chode is a person that has a small thick dick. Eric has a chode

Me: Eric why do you have a chode

Eric:Idk why my dick is so big i wish it was as big as your Jordan

by Krqaxg2b August 2, 2024

Chode boy

A boy or mann that have a chode

You are a chode boy

by Lukasthelolg on snap November 10, 2019

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020

Chode panties

Panties that fall to the floor from the weight of the extra-chodee.

Rose's chode panties will stick if thrown at the wall.

by Michigan J. Frog April 22, 2009

CHODE

A PENIS THAT IS WIDER THAN IT IS LONG!

Last time I did it the guy had a chode and it would not fit in my mouth or pussy so he liked my pussy instead.

by Bubba’s nut January 10, 2020

A wet chode

Placing the biggest human toe in to the ejaculated substance of the preferred sex, and putting it in the ear of someone to give them a shock (preferably a human so you don’t get convicted by the rspca, or an adult so you don’t get put on the children’s sex offenders list). This is commonly used by people from Bradford, as the common incest ways of the people get the better of them, so they feel the need to do this to their close family members.

Muhammad gave his cousin Fatima a wet chode, shortly before marrying her younger sister which was an even bigger shock (he was 28 she was 13) They then moved in to a small terraced house in BD4. He is now a taxi driver and owns abs kebabs. She now looks after the 15 kids with birth defects due to incest

by Bradfordcharva69 August 2, 2023