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Student 1: What does math stand for?
Student 2: Mental Abuse To Humans
Student 1: Oh
by Zombiescout2772 May 2, 2019
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Soft math

Math that's easy to do in your head
The doctor asked me how many drinks i have in a week. Had to do some soft math to give him an answer that didn't make me sound like an alcoholic.
by Candy_Ass_Ho January 15, 2019
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Maths ting

A UK street term describing a child of two hybrids of different ethnicity.

When a man who is of multiple ethnicity breeds with a woman who is also of a different multiple ethnicity they produce a person with multiple ethnic genes.
Example 1:

Man who is half white half asian breeds with a half white half black woman creates a maths ting.

Example 2: (BASED ON A TRUE STORY AND INSPIRATION FOR THE ABOVE TERM)

Two men with machetes rob a man:

Man 1: "Gimmie all your money blud!"

Victim: "okay please don't hurt me"

Man 3: "wait fam, what iz you?"

Man 1: "allow it man he's a maths ting, ain't nobody got time for that now hurry up before we shank you blud!!"

Man gives him the money but they attempt to stab the victim who runs for his life any way coz that's the UK nowadays.
by FessSquad May 10, 2024
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A common misspelling of the word Meth. Is commonly used by people making the rules for a coincidentally named topic known as Mathematics.
Nate: I would like one Math please!
Not my drug dealer: dafaq?
by Sketchel March 7, 2022
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Something that some kids are excited to learn when they hear about it, but once realization finds them, they either want to skip school or stay at school. It will also STAY in their head for the rest of time
I'm learning math this month, mum!
by MischievousSisterz Words May 24, 2024
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Math Etc.

A period of time that two friends allocate for doing homework together but that they use for discussing their (usually failing) love lives
"You up for some Math Etc. later? I've got Calc to do and she stood me up again today."
by Plymike I February 11, 2017
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