tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.

"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"

by broseph6699 November 19, 2019

Steve

A Steve is someone who is a third wheel, happily, always walks in on them at romantic moments and yells awkward things like "GET A ROOM" and "NO MAKING OUT IN THE BATHROOM".

Someone I know has a dream to be a Steve.

"I've always wanted to be a Steve," claimed my bestfriend.

by villain bookworm March 31, 2025

Steve

Steve is really lovely and handsome. If you have a Steve in your life, you are blessed. Be very thankful for Steve. He's a real genius and he has a sense of humor. Everyone should have at least one Steve in their life.

Sascha: "Who is this?"
Rebecca: *It's Steve, he's just amazing"

by Beccijean92 November 21, 2021

Steve Job Special

When two people are in a room together and one puts an iPhone on the titty and calls the phone so it vibrates.

Huego did the Steve Jobs special on Juliet. Can I put my phone on your titty to do the Steve job special!

by NickTheMacedonian November 27, 2024

Steve Bozo

When steve is being a bozo.

You're so shit at valorant how did you not kill him, steve bozo.

by nulladdress16 April 3, 2022

Steve Hit

The last few hits of a bowl of weed.

I’ll load another bowl after you smoke the Steve Hits out of it.

by screamingmeme32 December 9, 2024

live like Steve

Verb / \ 'liv\ The act of purposely acquiring or purchasing clothing, jewelry or accessories for the sole purpose of satisfying the deep seated desire to be "Steve"

Greg: Wow, you just bough a new Rolex. That's same one Steve has.
Judd: Are you sure it's the same? I would hate to have the same watch as Steve
Greg: I'm nearly certain that's Steve's watch
Judd: Yeah, truth be told, I wanna "live like Steve"

by Lil Won October 19, 2017