STEVE

Steve is typically a man of smaller stature, who thinks he is taller then he actually is (suffers from little man syndrome) the average Steve is below 5 foot and has a terrible dress sense. you can find a Steve by selling used condoms 3 for a pound, the typical Steve is well known to eat these used condoms as a delicacy.

your such a Steve

by steve47678 February 3, 2020

tequila steve

Typically observed in a party setting and sustained solely by Lunazul tequila. Has been known to take off at unexpected times. Inexplicable attraction to cows and aversion to white claws or so called "bitch drinks". If your looking into getting your own tequila Steve you may want to get a restraining apparatus such as a straight jacket and keep him away from valued objects and unattended parked cars.

"Dude my car got coffined last night i think there was a tequila steve on the prowl"

by broseph6699 November 19, 2019

Steved

Lied to, deceived, misled, forged

You thought he was telling you the truth, you’ve been steved

by BoNugget February 14, 2024

steves shenanigans

when your local texan goes absolutely bonkers

or when that guy steve loses it playing bugsnax

oh no hes back at his steves shenanigans

by steve:) April 22, 2023

Steve Harvey

human being that is the equivalent of dr. Phil on planet Earth

Steve harvey is dr. Phil. "your so right dude!"

by skyerlike skyer December 18, 2019

Steve Job

The act of setting your phone to vibrate, placing it on your genitalia and having someone blow up your phone l you until you climax.

"Slide me those digits so I can give you a Steve Job!"

by Stevejob January 3, 2015

Starbucks Steve

An Asshole who will never remember you name eventhough you have met him twelve times! Asks you if you want to make fast money and claims its not shady!

Customer: Hey Steve how you doin?

Starbucks Steve: Good......what's Your name again?

by Norahsplaylist June 5, 2010