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Soft Serve Ice Cream

The only thing keeping humanity alive, including air-conditioning.
Humanity: "HOW COULD I EER LIVE WITHOUT AIR CONDITIONING AND SOFT SERVE ICE CREAM???
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Scissor Serve

To to scissor serve somebody they must give you money expecting a certain product in return.

you take their money and and whatever product you purchase you keep half of it for yourself and give the purchaser the other half acting as if it was whole and no foul play had occured.
I give this dude 40 bucks for an eigth and he comes back with 2 grams like thats what was given, motherfucker tried to scissor serve me.
by John Conde May 2, 2023
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memorayal service

A funeral for an eel.
Eels live differing lengths of time depending on species, habitat, whether or not they are in da wild or raised in captivity, etc., and so it's uncertain when a memorayal service will be held in any given locale.
by QuacksO May 29, 2023
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Penile Servitude

The sentence that is passed on straight males for an utterly unspeakable and unforgivable crime.

It is served out in the penile colony, where you will be servicing all of the butch faggots who have been sent there also for unforgivable and unspeakable crimes.
You have been sentenced to Penile Servitude in the penile colony for the term of your natural life.
by RTM 1963 July 5, 2023
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Civic Servant

The term "civic servant" is not commonly used or recognized as a distinct concept in the same way as "civil servant." However, we can infer a possible meaning based on the individual words.

A "civil servant" refers to a person who is employed to perform administrative or public service duties in government.

On the other hand, a "civic servant" could be interpreted as an individual who is actively engaged in serving their community or society in a broader sense. While not an official term, it may refer to someone who voluntarily contributes their time, skills, or resources to promote the well-being of their community. Civic servants often participate in community development initiatives, charitable activities, advocacy for social causes, or local governance. They may serve on community boards, volunteer organizations, or engage in grassroots efforts to bring about positive change.

In essence, the distinction between a "civic servant" and a "civil servant" lies in the nature of their service. Civil servants are employees of the government, working within the established bureaucratic structures, while civic servants are individuals who actively dedicate themselves to the betterment of their community, regardless of their employment status or association with official institutions.
John has dedicated countless hours as a civic servant, volunteering at the local shelter, organizing community clean-ups, and advocating for affordable housing in his neighborhood.
by Civic Servant July 6, 2023
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Gamejolt servers

EXACTLY three potatoes that are fried beyond belief.
"Gamejolt servers are down again."
by asteria-asteria August 4, 2024
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zelink server

the group of people who are horny like all the time and like zelink
by Shleeb August 23, 2024
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