Poop Fartious

An individual who has no business participating in a conversation, primarily someone who’s name rhymes with “Romathius”

Who even are you, bro? YOU leave.
Tomathius? More like poop fartious.

by Known Blanket March 20, 2023

coop the poop

a little French Canadian Italian boy who is crippled all the time even though he hops around wherever he goes and owns an android uh oh. he also rejects cheese all the time and no one knows why.

wow did you see coop the poop? I saw him crippling around Ikea one time.

by nothanksillpass November 26, 2019

Jizz Poop

Related to jizzy poop, A Jizz Poop is an action where a penis owning person can poop and jizz at the same time. Thus, this action is called a Jizz Poop.

Variations of the Jizz Poop can include:
- Making it into your own mouth
- Jizzing and Pooping leaving body at same time
- Double Reacharound at the stadium urinals

"Hey man, can you put on the Michigan game man?"
"No man, I was Jizz Pooping."
"Woah man, a good Jizz Poop is my favorite thing in life"

by xxtrevxx42 December 4, 2021

Poop-Sandwiching

The act of hard greifing and demolishing ones opponents in Rocket League

These people are poop-sandwiching

by MrPoopyButholeFartsAlot January 2, 2021

Poop Heaf

Someone or something that is terrible, specifically reffering to females with blond hair named Kelley but not exclusive to only those named Kelley.

WOW you just Poop Heafed that game winning field goal that missed by a mile.

You are a complete Poop Heaf for lying to me

by TheReal WolfPack November 13, 2011

poop disc

When you poop and forget to whipe so it drys in your butt cheeks and you finally aggressively pull the cheeks apart and the poop stays straight in the shape of a disc

"Jerry! I just found biggest poop disc after lunch with karen."

by Poopdisc February 9, 2018

Can of Poop

When someone has a raunchy ass fart (preferably warm and must be odor filled), cups their hand over their ass, and catchs this bundle of joy. Your next move takes precise timing as you only have seconds to deliver this devastating smell by cupping your hand over the victims nose and/or mouth while stating "Can of Poop!"

My day was shattered when someone ahole decided to give me a Can of Poop.

by RedDragonBucket May 22, 2011