cell phone nipple

Many companies are coming out with new phones with a new cell phone nipple on the back to help addicts calm down

so they can function better. It looks like the real thing. Equal opportunity nipple. Good for any and all users.

Dude: "Look at Brandy." "She's at it again."

Jadu: "Yeah man, she just can't get enough." "She loves her new cell phone nipple feature."

Dude: "What's that?" Its a nipple on the back of her phone so she can nurse." "She seems to prefer it over food."

Jadu: "She's been on it now for over an hour." "Best to just leave alone."
Dude: "Yeah you're right." "She's pretty much zoned out." "Maybe I'll leave her a bag of chips."
Jadu: "That's thoughtful man."
Dude: "Thanks bro."

by jethrojones March 29, 2020

Aung Phone Khant

very very cool and big balls person on earth.

q - Hey have you heard about the guy named "Aung Phone Khant"?
ans- Oh! That guy?

by pineapple2234 April 21, 2022

16GB phone

Honestly, these shouldn't even exist. There's no way you can download any more than 10 apps, give or take. 32GB is preferable although that can run out just as quickly if you're not careful. 64GB is just where you want it, and 128GB is godsent.

"I have a 16GB phone and it keeps telling me that it's ran out of storage, and so I deleted everything I possibly could and it's still saying that! I need to upgrade to 64GB or 128GB soon."

by Magic kitty April 29, 2022

I crashed my phone

I've accidentally broken my phone by putting a glitch/ bug on it

'There's a bug glitches on my phone and it's crashed it, it won't turn on anymore I need a new one'

- I crashed my phone- is where a phone had crashed by a glitch

by Hello my name is try May 31, 2015

Drop The Phone

To stop talking, or leave someone clueless, in the middle of a conversation.

My parents always drop the phone, and I never get the answer I'm looking for.

Are you going to finish your sentence? Or just drop the phone right here.

by SauceMilliken July 30, 2017

is that your phone?

When someone is sitting on a guy's lap or dancing on him, but he gets hard but they mistake it for a mobile device.

"is that your phone?"
"no I just have a boner rn"

by Alrxi November 2, 2021

more chins then a chinese phone book

For people that have a protruding chin or have a lot of saggy skin under the chin.

John has more chins then a chinese phone book.

by lutfia May 5, 2016