bull's poo

another word for bullshit and bullcrap

Don't lie to me. You're talking bull's poo.

by anonymouslovex March 28, 2015

Poo Dance

When there's only one toilet in the house and guess what? its occupied!

This results in hopping up and down jiggling around waiting to do your business. A poo dance.

Person A : Wtf are you doing?!
Person B : A poo dance the toilet doors locked!

by NomadicDoctor August 30, 2016

growl-a-poo

The growls your stomach makes before you need to defecate. It usually occurs when the stomach is upset.

Can also refers to farts released when the stomach is upset.

Ray: what is that horrible smell?
CJ: That was a growl-a-poo. I think those burritos made my stomach upset
Ray: Go to the toilet before you make a mess of my sofas

by glitterglamsparkles September 25, 2016

Poo Net

A method in which to prevent any noise whilst shitting.

How to make a poo net: Grab a few sheets of toilet paper and hold them in your hand about 3cm away from your arsehole. Then proceed to shit and your toilet paper and hand will catch it!

by Livlovesmonkeys101 March 28, 2019

Poo peck

A subsitution used by your Czech grandmother when she can't call you a pain in the arse.

"Little poo peck! Stop running in the house!"

by Nothingtosee May 31, 2017

poo dag

When there is poo tangled in your hairy bum hole

Damn Cody you've got some poo dags

by Mrsswag February 25, 2017

ghost poo

a poo that leaves no evidence of it's existence. No wiping required.

I did a ghost poo and i didnt' even need to wipe

by TheQueen111 May 25, 2016