diarrhea poo

1) Something that is absolute shit. The worst imaginable thing you have ever seen. It is commonly used to insult someone when they tell a very terrible joke or do something that can only be describes as diarrhea poo.

2) Chronic Diarrhea that causes terrible pain to your ass when coming out. It is slurpy and wet.

1) Jimmy: Hey guys look at this drawing of my mother I spent all last night drawing! What do you think?

Chuck: I think your drawing is absolute diarrhea poo!

2) Jimmy: OMG I went into Chris's bathroom last night after the party to find the grossest fucking diarrhea poo in the toilet. I nearly barfed.

by Thejimjams December 14, 2010

ch-poo

a fucked up way of mispronouncing the acronym j/k
mostly used by students in sunnyvale california, specially fremont high school

guy one: hey fuck you ch-poo
guy 2: hahaha you're gay ch-poo

by xyz45678 October 4, 2009

Poo-Sack

A bean bag, grey in colour, conspicuously marked, ie. with faecal stains as well as reproductive stains, that is over 15 years old.

It is essential to the achievement of saying the word "Naarnnnnggg correctly.

Man, I was over dere, sittin' on dat dere Poo-Sack when I saw sum quantum fyzix shit rite dere mandem, fook me!

by J-Wizzle-Wizzle January 17, 2010

Poo peck

A subsitution used by your Czech grandmother when she can't call you a pain in the arse.

"Little poo peck! Stop running in the house!"

by Nothingtosee May 31, 2017

Plucky Poo

A gripping or lifting utensil used to move, rotate, and turn a steak, fish, or other protein with delicate precision on a grilling surface.

I used my plucky poos to pick a well-done steak off the grill.

by Zigfried Smurdlap October 25, 2010

bull's poo

another word for bullshit and bullcrap

Don't lie to me. You're talking bull's poo.

by anonymouslovex March 28, 2015

trump poo

trump poo is when you think you have to take a shit, but just as you are ready to poo, you get this relief that it's just a giant ass fart that causes the toilet water to magically bubble.

I went to take a massive shit, but turns out it was a massive fart trump poo

by Chang Qou September 19, 2016