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M- Mental
A- Abuse
T- To
H- Humans
(Student 1) "What class are you going to next?" (Student 2) " Math Class" (Student 1) -Shivers-
by TheKingOfThede September 30, 2021
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Math noob

Someone who doesn't understand the mathematical rule that exponential growth always beats linear and quadratic growth at some point.
If you do not know the rule that exponential growth always surpass linear & quadratic growth at some point, do not make an idle game. Doing so without understanding this rule will result in players getting completely stuck after a certain point, and you will receive bad reviews. Learn more and don't be a math noob first.
by Qwickable October 3, 2021
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Babylonian Math

A last ditch excuse to avoid getting with friends when you are really getting ready for bed. Reference to how the ancient Babylonians counting sheep.
A: Hey, do you want to go to a hot tub in like 20 minutes?
B: Sorry, I need to study ancient Babylonian math
by carhepsin October 5, 2021
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Math

stupid stuff that people use but don’t need because no one is gonna be ⏃ cashier for the rest of their lives
Kid; did you see the math homework???
Kid 2: yea, it’s so confusing like wthhhh
Kid 3: that was so easy, I’m already finished with my homework
Kid 1 and 2: *feel self conscious*
by dryramen69 October 19, 2021
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Paper Towel Math

Something that doesn’t make sense. I.e how the paper towel Companies are always trying sell you less rolls but tell You it’s more rolls. For instance Bounty 6 pack but the package says it’s really 12rolls.
Lance said he was going to send me a screenshot of his cracked screen…clearly he is doing Paper Towel Math because you can’t screenshot the crack on your screen 🤦🏾 ♀️
by Kdj28 February 15, 2022
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Math

Math is nothing but a easy and a hard subject for all students. Without math, the whole Earth would be peaceful.
'' Darn, I hate math sometimes.. ''
by katiaxoxo February 27, 2022
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math

That moment when you're crying and dying at the same time. Prepare to waste time in life.
Geral Fitzgerald: I math you!

Todd: Nuh uh!
by The Space Cow February 28, 2022
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