I hadn't eaten ANYTHING in, like, 3 days. Then we went out and I got Third World Drunk off of one shot. I walked around telling people that for less than a dollar a day they could help me forget that bitch.
by Blommit December 14, 2010
Get the Third World Drunkmug. Drinking so much alcohol, that you begin vomiting so profusely that the acid in the vomit burns your nose and you begin to have a nosebleed while vomiting.
Last night Brandon drank 3 bear fights in 45 minutes and got nose-bleedin' drunk in the parking lot.
by austintx2011 July 20, 2011
Get the Nose-bleedin' Drunkmug. The act of being so intoxicated that you are unable to see or speak, and you stumble around bumping into non-moving objects.
by johnnykikass February 24, 2010
Get the Helen Keller Drunkmug. (techincal jargon) someone so drunk that they mistake objects, location, time and space with other objects, locations and places in time and space.
by Roland_07 August 26, 2007
Get the Uncle Roger Drunkmug. When someone pretends to be extremely shit face wasted just so they can get laid and have an excuse for fucking such a disgusting ditch pig.
"Man I can't believe I nailed that gross bitch who looks like a troll. I was so beyond wasted."
"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
"Fuck off you liar. Ur such a fake drunk fucker, you knew exactly what you were doing."
by FilthyMan69 June 18, 2007
Get the Fake Drunk Fuckermug. Getting so inebriated it is only possible to focus on a conversation by opening ones eyes as wide as possible and not blinking.
"You shoulda seen Dave. He had so many lagers that he was eyes wide drunk during last night's banter."
by skgvati April 28, 2007
Get the eyes wide drunkmug. My drunk kitchen, an entertaining show on YouTube hosted by the talented gorgeous Hannah Hart, she gets intoxicated with other youtubers or by her self and cook meals from her book, which y'all should buy. The best YouTube show ever.
by Optimistic Banana January 9, 2015
Get the my drunk kitchenmug.