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Crowing Work

The act of getting other people to perform your work because you do not know how to do your job. In common usage it is a Vb.
"Hey, she is crowing work off on me"

Bob: "Why are you working on that?"
Ed: "Because Suzy doesn't know how to do it and asked if I would do it."
Bob: "Classic work crow Ed."
by Keyser_Sose May 25, 2013
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Working out my Guycep

verb

Another fancier, more acceptable way to say that your masturbating
Jeff: What are you doing later Tom?
Tom: Im working out my guycep later.
Jeff: What gym do you go to?
Tom: My computer chair.
by Jay and Day June 2, 2013
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Working From Kayak

When your boss declares an impromptu offsite and then while in a kayak whips out her mobile phone in order to continue to do work.
We were all floating down the river on kayaks when my boss whipped out her phone to send some emails.

Oh, she was Working From Kayak.

Yep, she was. Totally hardcore.
by MikeyP123 June 15, 2013
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Semi-work

It is used to describe when someone goes to thier place of employment whenever they want and leave whenever they want, with or without having a stipulated work time.
Q) Do you have work tomorrow?

A) semi-work
by Vmiike February 3, 2014
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work-tarded

An unemployed person who seemingly has average or more intelligence but is completely useless and untrainable at all types of jobs/occupations or anything work related. Having absolutely no job skills whatsoever.
Joe: "Hey man, why do you let that freeloading loser stay with you? Tell him to get his lazy ass out there and get a job."

Adam: "Nah dude. Tommy's cool... He's just a bit work-tarded is all."
by ShamelessGuy May 13, 2014
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work-love

Having a special someone of the opposite sex who you CC on messages for no reason or send funny pictures/videos too. You keep in limited or no contact outside of work and have no sexual chemistry. You are in work-love
Man I CC'd Tanya in my meeting request, she's not even in the same branch!
Dude, that's so work-love
by themrbap April 13, 2014
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let the model work

Asshole corporate language for shut the fuck up and accept "the model".
John, you can't possibly have an opinion about how things are around here, you need to let the model work.
by Lexington Steele 2014 April 17, 2014
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