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noob

1. a doofus.
2. someone who calls someone else a noob.
shut up, noob.
by hoboken224 April 23, 2011
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Noobasaur

A person who is a gigantic noob. One who constantly makes mistakes in believing they have some sort of natural born talent.

Similar to Noob.
Damn Dylan Is such a Noobasaur he's trying to sing and it sucks....
by Lol copterz February 18, 2011
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Noob

Noobs and red wine is the best sunday night treat known to man
by crissyb666 May 2, 2011
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noobecue

Slow roasting of noobs in FPS games to make them cry just a little bit harder than with the normal method of a high heat and short cook time.

This "low & slow" method slowly brings out tears of sadness from the victim, especially when given a liberal application of winsauce before cooking. Makes a fine dish to the winning team, especially when served with noob biscuits and lolmonade.

Alternately spelled nbq, or noo-be-q
1337 player: man these noobs are roasted!

random guy: all you can eat noobecue!
by AL_PS3 May 2, 2011
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Noob Strength

Noob strength are the, usually overlooked, qualities of the noob. Only recognised by certain players, noob strengths are those characteristics which can be exploited.
Noob strengths include membership counts, blind loyality, assistance in money laundering, and attachment to rank and prestige.
by Bean Jack July 29, 2011
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Noob

A young man residing in Central Indiana who enjoys calling everyone else "Noob" without realizing that he himself is the biggest Noob of all.
That Graham kid thinks he's hot shit, but he's really just a gigantic Noob.
by I'mNotANoob. July 18, 2011
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Nooball

A Nooball is someone or something that eats Noodles and meatballs
My brother is a Nooball
by Tonitones July 22, 2011
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